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“Do not make me reach through my computer screen and facepalm you in the face!”

 Jokes  No Responses »
Jun 182010
 
"Do not make me reach through my computer screen and facepalm you in the face!"

This is a transcript of a Facebook discussion thread about failures committed by Campbell’s new webmaster. Brian: Lieutenant: I have received reports of your insubordination to superior commanding officers. Please report for court-martial proceedings. Note: The current Supreme Soviet of Campbell maintains its authority until the new Supreme Soviet assumes office at the beginning of [...Read more...]

Why Sumaira is Full of Fail

 Campbell Collegiate, General IB Info, International Baccalaureate (IB)  2 Responses »
Jun 092010
 
Why Sumaira is Full of Fail

INTRODUCTION Sumaira is a Grade 12 International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme drop-out at Campbell. At school, her name is synonymous with fail because of her inability to avoid fail. She is also the only Justin Bieber fan in the entire school, which increases her capacity for fail. Evidently, she is full of fail. As President Franklin [...Read more...]