NB: This is a satirical piece. Some time later, Lord Tymchak tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham!” “Here I am”, he replied. Then Lord Tymchak said, “Take your piece of zinc, your only piece of zinc, which you love, and go to the region of Trololololol. Sacrifice it there as an oxidized offering on [...Read more...]
The Taras Rants (TM)
Image source Greetings, fellow people who read this blog. This time, I have decided to return to a political commentary, and talk about the Tea Party Movement in the US. Recently, this movement has begun to gather attention with its recent primary wins in preparation for the 2010 Congressional mid-term elections. As well, one of [...Read more...]
Greetings, once again, people who read this blog. First off, a quick reintroduction: my name is Taras, and I do rants for this blog. Admittedly, I haven’t done rants for roughly two months now, owing to a combination of summer laziness and lack of creative inspiration. For me, ranting is a work of art, an [...Read more...]
Greetings once again, blog readers. I am aware that my rant is probably somewhat late; I apologize, as I was caught up with finals, World Cup matches, and my evening job. Incidentally, today, rather than rage against the tyrannies of current politics, I shall pass judgment on some the World Cup matches that I have [...Read more...]
(Source: Wikipedia) As I’ve noted in previous blog posts (blog post 1 and blog post update), Taras and I were defeated in our audacious bid for graduation MCs (master of ceremonies). It was a fierce battle, but unfortunately we were unable to prevail over the forces of Deanna and Joran (it was a close battle [...Read more...]
Hello, random people who read this blog. Today, I shall present my very first Taras Rant (“I Have a Dream” did not count as one). Originally, I had planned to rant about the idiocy known as the Tea Party; however, the recent killing of 9-19 (depending on whom you believe) pro-Gaza activists by Israeli commandos [...Read more...]
By Taras Endorsed by Rabba Ahmed NOTE: This is a parody. It is time to lead the “Husband’s Civil Rights Movement!” I have a dream that all housewives will stay home and make me dinner I have a dream that oppressed women with high paying jobs will be freed from the expectation pf having to [...Read more...]


