NB: This is a satirical piece. Some time later, Lord Tymchak tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham!” “Here I am”, he replied. Then Lord Tymchak said, “Take your piece of zinc, your only piece of zinc, which you love, and go to the region of Trololololol. Sacrifice it there as an oxidized offering on [...Read more...]
Good afternoon comrade IBers, comrade teachers, administrators, parents, Khang, and individuals who are really awesome but do not fall into any of the aforementioned categories: In my young and reckless Grade 10 year, I remember Lord Kindrachuk telling us that “there was nothing wrong with 1/5!” on our first history essay. And as a freshman [...Read more...]
With the end of the November 2010 examination session (or at least fast approaching), you’re all probably exhausted from late-night revision. To help you recover, here are some amusing Youtube videos: Still recovering from IB Biology? Check out this wonderful ad on DNA from Bio-Rad. Obsessed with IB? Obsessed with TiK ToK by Ke$ha? Watch [...Read more...]
I’m sure you’ve been working hard. Perhaps you have an Extended Essay underway, or for some foolish reason (e.g. “Hey, why not?”) have decided to try to write a 50,000 word novel in one month, or have simply been overpowered with everyday maths homework or English notes. Whatever the reason, I bet you would love [...Read more...]
Apparently, you are now part of the vast left-wing conspiracy that brought Barack Obama, a known “socialist”, to the presidency of the United States. You’re making Glenn Beck cry. Watch the following video: Brought to you by MoveOn, a liberal grassroots organization.
Cute, eh? This kitten gets to rest early because it finished its homework early. Unfortunately, you are not that lucky. The all-nighter will likely most definitely turn your brain into a pile of mush, but it is an essential component of life as a student. Also say hello to our newest editor, Sarah-Jane! You’ll notice [...Read more...]
In attempting to read the main literature on the subject, I found that the author digressed unnecessarily into descriptions of small-town life in Alabama. Therefore, to save everyone else the trouble, I have decided to summarize the main techniques in an easy-to-read step-by-step approach. Method One: the Traditional Hillbilly Method Fetch and load a shotgun [...Read more...]
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