A satirical look at Windows errors, which appear to be very common in comparison to a stable OS like Linux. 
These remind me too much of BSODs.
# WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger
# WinErr 002: No Error – Yet
# WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
# WinErr 004: Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong
# WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted – System confused
# WinErr 006: Malicious error – Desqview found on drive
# WinErr 007: System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware
# WinErr 008: Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments
# WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered – God knows what happened
# WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
# WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB
# WinErr 00C: Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More!
# WinErr 00D: Window closed – Do not look outside
# WinErr 00E: Window open – Do not look inside
# WinErr 00F: Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
# WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
# WinErr 011: Window open – Do not look outside
# WinErr 012: Window closed – Do not look inside
# WinErr 013: Unexpected error – Huh ?
# WinErr 014: Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
# WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error – System destroyed. Buy new one.
# WinErr 019: User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
# WinErr 01A: OS overwritten – Please reinstall all software.
# WinErr 01B: Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
# WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.
# WinErr 01D: System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
# WinErr 01E: Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
# WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
# WinErr 020: Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
# WinErr 042: Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
# WinErr 079: Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
# WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
# WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
# WinErr 683: Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
# WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
# WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.